Are you in business?  Perhaps you are self-employed or freelance?

If so, do you know about Marketing Machines? 

These are automated machines that run all the time, marketing your business day or night, while you are awake or asleep, in the UK or on holiday.

And if you DID know about Marketing Machines, do you have one?  Would you like one?

And more importantly, would you like your Marketing Machine to be

1.  Totally Automated
2.  Working 24/7
3.  Running on pennies (less than £50 a month overhead)
4.  Break Even or Profitable

Yep!  That’s right, would you like your marketing to break even or even be profitable? 

Heresy? 

No!

Here at The Money Gym we believe that your marketing activities should …..

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Tags: Highway #2 : Internet Marketing by Nicola Cairncross
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Courtesy of Tamkin Riaz, for whom I’m speaking on 22nd April in London at the Entrepreneurs Club

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me !”
“That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.”

“That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me.”

“That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?”

“That’s Public Relations”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?”

“That’s Brand Recognition”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

“That’s Customer Feedback”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” -and she introduces you to her husband.

“That’s demand and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

“I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - and she goes with him..

“That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!”  -and your wife arrives.

“That’s restriction for entering new markets”

Tags: Highway #1 : Business Success by Nicola Cairncross
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